*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood